people who can draw a star without having crossing lines in the middle really have their life together
this accurately represents my class participation
- Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
- Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow
i love you
other languages are so seductive though. if we’re ever fricky fracking please just say something in another language if you know it. say something dirty in german. seduce me in french. summarize the basic plot of the wrath of khan in spanish. tell me your favorite recipe for cornbread in latin. i really do not care. anything.
je suis un baguette
These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.
i hate it when kids are assholes you cant even punch them or anything cause theyre like 9 and they know this those smug little shits
HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
jesus christ this is so sad why would you do this