do u ever turn the volume on your music up until u reach the perfect level of ah yes i cannot hear anything else and it feels like a big warm hug
when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done
Reason why I no longer eat there.
At first I was thinking “but McDonald’s burger didn’t go bad”, but then my slow ass got the point.
But then what are we eating?
This was like a trip to Six Flags for me. And this was also how I got into Animorphs.
Same thing with the DEAR (Drop Everything And Read) program my elementary school had where if you clocked 600 minutes of reading time you got a free pass to Six Flags that spring.
me when i found out that mike ‘the situation’ sorrentino from jersey shore is facing ten years in prison for tax evasion